Temporal Anomalies have opened a hole to an alternate universe, one with a fantastic sale, Captains. But this Flash Sale will only be available for a limited time – from 12pm today, 7/12 to 12pm tomorrow, 7/13. Hurry and grab yourself some items at a one of our largest discounts ever, before the portal shuts and it’s all lost.

Today’s Flash Sale is:

30% OFF ALL SERVICES IN THE C-STORE!

Don’t wait! The Flash Sale Anomaly can be gone before you know it!